How would
you describe yourself?
I have 1 head with some hair on top of it; 2 eyes; 1 nose; 1 mouth complete with teeth, tongue, gums and uvula (my parents paid extra for that one); 2 ears; 1 neck; 2 boobs affixed to 1 torso; 2 arms (hands included though they were sold separately), 1 girlie part with 2 cushions affixed to the back, 2 legs and 2 feet. Sorry but I'm still waiting for the shipment with my toes to arrive.
What
are some interesting facts about you?
I once lived in the jungle...
naked...covered in only animal fecal matter, weathering the elements
with only a grass blade for protection. I survived by eating
only those things too damned slow and stupid to get away from a naked,
fecal matter covered human using a grass blade for an umbrella...for
no particular reason whatsoever.
Really?
No.
I
was in the Guinness Book of World Records though. Yes, really. I was a part of the World's Largest Human Rainbow formed at
I have a strange button
fixation. I like to press buttons both figuratively and literally. Most people would do well to keep me from the preschool aisle of a
store or the holiday "press me I dance" toys because we'll be there
all day.
I also have a strange affinity for trees - the larger,
more gnarly, the better. No idea why I heart trees so much (aside
from the air purification and oxygen expulsion). I always say
I must have been a druid in another life.
I don't ever sell anything
- even if it's brand new and I decide I don't want it. I tend to give
things away - typically to a family member, friend or a charity. I have also been known to give things away to strangers.
Even
most of my completed novels were posted online on Seamonkey Ink for
free for a long time. This moving into a place where I am actually
publishing and marketing my work for sale is a very new concept for
me. Still, it would be nice to get to a place where all I had
to do to win my bread is something I love - write novels.
I have, however, been known to offer free download days/codes on my titles in exchange for a review. Even then, however, most people fail to review or even bother to click in stars.
